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Your '''Job''' is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard [[ | Your '''Job''' is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard [[NLS Southern Cross]]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing. | ||
Some useful links: | Some useful links: | ||
* [[Character Creation]] | *[[Character Creation]] | ||
* [[Chain of Command]] | *[[Chain of Command]] | ||
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]] | *[[Standard Operating Procedure]] | ||
* [[Guides | *[[Guides]] | ||
*[[Job Selection and Assignment]] | |||
* [[Job Selection and Assignment | |||
You should also read up about [[Corporate Regulations]], so you know your rights, and [[Non-Contiguous Memory Disorder|Clone Memory Disorder]] if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for [[Roleplay]]. | You should also read up about [[Corporate Regulations]], so you know your rights, and [[Non-Contiguous Memory Disorder|Clone Memory Disorder]] if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for [[A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplaying|Roleplay]]. | ||
Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new [[Lore#Alien_species_you_will_meet|species]] working alongside you. | Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new [[Lore#Alien_species_you_will_meet|species]] working alongside you. | ||
== Heads of Staff == | ==Heads of Staff== | ||
{| | {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable" | ||
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkblue;" width=200|Job | |||
! style="background-color: | ! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkblue;" |Role | ||
! style="background-color: | ! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkblue;" width=100|Difficulty | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Colony Director.png|link=Colony Director|64px]]<br>[[Colony Director]] | ![[File:Colony Director.png|link=Colony Director|64px]]<br>[[Colony Director]] | ||
|Oversee the | |Oversee the NLS Southern Cross and its staff. Coordinate the heads of each department. Become a shining example of upholding [[Standard Operating Procedure|SOP]] and [[Corporate Regulations]]. Use your translocator <s>to warp straight into a sly predator's stomach</s> to get around faster. Use your energy gun on <s>hungry assistants</s> grubs. | ||
!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Chief_Engineer_2.png|link=Chief Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]] | ![[File:Chief_Engineer_2.png|link=Chief Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]] | ||
|Direct your [[Station Engineer|Engineers]]. Get cool power tools and a sleek [[hardsuit]]. Berate the engine tech for using Nitrogen. Call out the lazy [[Atmospheric Technician|Atmospheric Tech]] for not optimizing Atmospherics. Fix disasters once your engineers rush to the dorms immediately after everything is setup. Get yelled at by the [[Colony Director]] when nothing is fixed within two minutes of something breaking. Have the best pet on the station. | |Direct your [[Station Engineer|Engineers]]. Get cool power tools and a sleek [[hardsuit]]. Berate the engine tech for using Nitrogen. Call out the lazy [[Atmospheric Technician|Atmospheric Tech]] for not optimizing Atmospherics. Fix disasters once your engineers rush to the dorms immediately after everything is setup. Get yelled at by the [[Colony Director]] when nothing is fixed within two minutes of something breaking. Have the best pet on the station. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:ResearchDirector.png|link=Research Director|64px]]<br>[[Research Director]] | ![[File:ResearchDirector.png|link=Research Director|64px]]<br>[[Research Director]] | ||
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|} | |} | ||
== Law and Order == | ==Law and Order== | ||
{| | {| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#ffeaea;" class="wikitable sortable" | ||
! scope="col" style="background-color:#dd3e40;" width="200" |Job | |||
! style="background-color:#dd3e40;" |Role | ! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#dd3e40;" |Role | ||
! style="background-color:#dd3e40;" width="100" |Difficulty | ! scope="col" style="background-color:#dd3e40;" width="100" |Difficulty | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer|64px]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer|64px]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
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![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs|64px]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]] | ![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs|64px]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]] | ||
|Get summoned by pubbies that are accused of actual crimes more than people accused of crimes that genuinely deserve your attention. Sit in your office positioned on an eerily quiet floor. <s>Put the ''internal'' in internal affairs when you get eaten.</s> Send faxes to CC on rare occasion. | |Get summoned by pubbies that are accused of actual crimes more than people accused of crimes that genuinely deserve your attention. Sit in your office positioned on an eerily quiet floor. <s>Put the ''internal'' in internal affairs when you get eaten.</s> Send faxes to CC on rare occasion. | ||
!Medium to Hard | !Medium to Hard | ||
|} | |} | ||
== Engineering == | ==Engineering== | ||
{| style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
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![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Station Engineer]] | ![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Station Engineer]] | ||
|Ask the [[Chief Engineer]] if you can start the engine. Get denied. Try to keep track of all the ridiculous steps they take to optimize the setup. Consolidate the solar SMES coils. Flip tables once grubs show up thirty minutes into the shift. Try to understand the pipes in Atmos and get chased out by [[Atmospheric Technician|the baron of the land]] <s>who wasn't doing anything before you showed up anyway.</s> Realize there's nothing left to do and disasters only happen when you go to the dorms. | |Ask the [[Chief Engineer]] if you can start the engine. Get denied. Try to keep track of all the ridiculous steps they take to optimize the setup. Consolidate the solar SMES coils. Flip tables once grubs show up thirty minutes into the shift. Try to understand the pipes in Atmos and get chased out by [[Atmospheric Technician|the baron of the land]] <s>who wasn't doing anything before you showed up anyway.</s> Realize there's nothing left to do and disasters only happen when you go to the dorms. | ||
!Medium | ! Medium | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:AtmosphericTechnician.png|link=Atmospheric Technician|64px]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]] | ![[File:AtmosphericTechnician.png|link=Atmospheric Technician|64px]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]] | ||
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|} | |} | ||
== Cargo and Supply == | ==Cargo and Supply == | ||
{| style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
! style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job | ! style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job | ||
! style="background-color:orange;" |Role | ! style="background-color:orange;" |Role | ||
! style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty | ! style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster|64px]]<br>[[Quartermaster]] | ![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster|64px]]<br>[[Quartermaster]] | ||
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![[File:ShaftMiner.png|link=Shaft Miner|64px]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]] | ![[File:ShaftMiner.png|link=Shaft Miner|64px]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]] | ||
|Ask for a mining mech. Get ignored and mine with your <s>bare hands</s> drill and satchel. Accidentally destroy an artifact and get assblasted with radiation. Die alone and cold because you're out of sensors range. Throw your hands up in the air when you find diamonds. Get yelled at by Research when there aren't enough diamonds. Never get thanked for your efforts. | |Ask for a mining mech. Get ignored and mine with your <s>bare hands</s> drill and satchel. Accidentally destroy an artifact and get assblasted with radiation. Die alone and cold because you're out of sensors range. Throw your hands up in the air when you find diamonds. Get yelled at by Research when there aren't enough diamonds. Never get thanked for your efforts. | ||
!Easy | ! Easy | ||
|} | |} | ||
== Medical == | ==Medical== | ||
{| style="background-color:#c3dfe0;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#c3dfe0;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
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![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist|64px]]<br>[[Psychologist]] | ![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist|64px]]<br>[[Psychologist]] | ||
|Genuinely listen to the crew's problems. Assist them in identifying the underlying issues and how to overcome them. Conduct different types of therapies. Get a cool, roomy office <s>which is basically a bigger dorm room to do lewd stuff</s>. | |Genuinely listen to the crew's problems. Assist them in identifying the underlying issues and how to overcome them. Conduct different types of therapies. Get a cool, roomy office <s>which is basically a bigger dorm room to do lewd stuff</s>. | ||
!Mind Bending | ! Mind Bending | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist|64px]]<br>[[Chemist]] | ![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist|64px]]<br>[[Chemist]] | ||
|Push buttons on the chemical dispenser. Find yourself unable to recall the recipes for medicines but do them anyway because it's all muscle memory at this point. Stock the h*ck out of the fridge with medicine that most doctors will probably just overlook. Ask mining for Phoron sheets for fun slime reactions. Make pills sometimes. Act surprised when someone actually comes in with a prescription. | |Push buttons on the chemical dispenser. Find yourself unable to recall the recipes for medicines but do them anyway because it's all muscle memory at this point. Stock the h*ck out of the fridge with medicine that most doctors will probably just overlook. Ask mining for Phoron sheets for fun slime reactions. Make pills sometimes. Act surprised when someone actually comes in with a prescription. | ||
!Monotonous | !Monotonous | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[ | ![[Geneticist]] | ||
| | |Grow super monkeys. Change the colour of their tail while you were trying to find the good genes and irradiated them too much. Accidentally discover a dangerous gene <s>and get eaten as the monkey kicks your ass.</s> Inject yourself with dangerous, or beneficial DNA changing syringes. | ||
!Tiresome | !Tiresome | ||
|} | |} | ||
== Research == | ==Research== | ||
{| style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
! style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job | ! style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job | ||
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![[File:Xenobiologist.png|link=Scientist#Xenobiology|64px]]<br>[[Xenobiologist]] | ![[File:Xenobiologist.png|link=Scientist#Xenobiology|64px]]<br>[[Xenobiologist]] | ||
|Breed gooey slimes. Love the slimes. Watch when one slime decides to bully another because their color is different. Teach them speech. Accidentally put an amber with other slimes and get overrun with constantly repopulating slimes. <s>Get your DNA digested.</s> | |Breed gooey slimes. Love the slimes. Watch when one slime decides to bully another because their color is different. Teach them speech. Accidentally put an amber with other slimes and get overrun with constantly repopulating slimes. <s>Get your DNA digested.</s> | ||
! Medium | |||
|- | |||
![[Xenobotanist]] | |||
|Destroy your lab when you create a plant that grows plasma. Be slightly safer than the Xenobiologist. <s>Get eaten by sentient plants.</s> | |||
! Medium | |||
|} | |||
==Exploration== | |||
{| style="background-color:#D6D05C;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | |||
! style="background-color:#999440;" width="200" |Job | |||
! style="background-color:#999440;" |Role | |||
! style="background-color:#999440;" width="100" |Difficulty | |||
|- | |||
![[Pathfinder]] | |||
|Direct your team in dangerous expeditions. Find all the guns. <s>Get eaten by a jelly as you go through the mines in the dark.</s> Bring interesting goodies back to Science. <s>Forget that you listen to the Research Director's orders.</s> | |||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:explorer.png|link=Explorer|64px]]<br>[[Explorer]] | ![[File:explorer.png|link=Explorer|64px]]<br>[[Explorer]] | ||
| | |Go out in search of interesting discoveries. Try to avoid having the discoveries kill you along the way. Be the embodiment of gun science. Carry weapons to defend other more squishy miners or researchers. <s>Powergame until the devs nerf you again.</s> | ||
! Medium | |||
|- | |||
! [[Field Medic]] | |||
|Follow your team around. Shoot things much like an explorer do. <s>Get carried in a fellow explorer's belly so they have a pocket medic.</s> Practice field surgeon with little to no tools available. Rush your patient to Medical as they have more things to work with. | |||
!Medium | |||
|- | |||
![[File:pilot.png|link=Pilot|64px]]<br>[[Pilot]] | |||
|Fly the team planet side or carry them around in space. Wear cool sunglasses. Find strange space anomalies. Make movie references to entertain your passengers while ferrying them around. | |||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
|} | |} | ||
== Service and Civilian == | ==Service and Civilian== | ||
{| style="background-color:#CFDBC5;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#CFDBC5;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
! style="background-color:#577A3A;" width="200" |Job | ! style="background-color:#577A3A;" width="200" |Job | ||
! style="background-color:#577A3A;" |Role | ! style="background-color:#577A3A;" | Role | ||
! style="background-color:#577A3A;" width="100" |Difficulty | ! style="background-color:#577A3A;" width="100" |Difficulty | ||
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![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef|64px]]<br>[[Chef]] | ![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef|64px]]<br>[[Chef]] | ||
|Manage Botany and the Kitchen simultaneously <s>since no one likes going [[Botanist]] because who likes eating vegetables?</s> <s>Make a menu.</s> <s>Lay utensils out on the table.</s> <s>Stick around and take orders from the crew.</s> Cook all of the meat in the fridge into meat steaks, toss it all onto the tabletop, and run to the dorms to scene. You careless monster. | |Manage Botany and the Kitchen simultaneously <s>since no one likes going [[Botanist]] because who likes eating vegetables?</s> <s>Make a menu.</s> <s>Lay utensils out on the table.</s> <s>Stick around and take orders from the crew.</s> Cook all of the meat in the fridge into meat steaks, toss it all onto the tabletop, and run to the dorms to scene. You careless monster. | ||
!Easy | ! Easy | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Chaplain.png|link=Chaplain|64px]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ![[File:Chaplain.png|link=Chaplain|64px]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ||
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![[File:Janitor.png|link=Janitor|64px]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ![[File:Janitor.png|link=Janitor|64px]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ||
|Lead a losing battle against station filth. Regret taking the job when you come across the dorms. Never visit the top floor and allow it to get unreasonably dirty. Place signs. Point to your signs. <s>Get sat on.</s> | | Lead a losing battle against station filth. Regret taking the job when you come across the dorms. Never visit the top floor and allow it to get unreasonably dirty. Place signs. Point to your signs. <s>Get sat on.</s> | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Librarian.png|link=Librarian|64px]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ![[File:Librarian.png|link=Librarian|64px]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ||
|Keep the library shelves stocked. <s>Ignore that and only fill the adult shelves.</s> Create your own newscaster channel <s>that no one will ever check.</s> Host games of dare dice <s>which usually just amounts to everyone getting eaten.</s> Write steamy fan fiction about two crew members. | |Keep the library shelves stocked. <s>Ignore that and only fill the adult shelves.</s> Create your own newscaster channel <s>that no one will ever check.</s> Host games of dare dice <s>which usually just amounts to everyone getting eaten.</s> Write steamy fan fiction about two crew members. | ||
!Easy | |||
|- | |||
! [[Entrepreneur]] | |||
|Sell your wares on the station. Perform questionable surgeries outside of Medical. Be an influencer <s>and get eaten by one of your fans.</s> Search for ghosts and try to contact with them for advice beyond the grave. <s>Play dentist and get eaten try to not get eaten by your first client.</s> | |||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File: | ![[File:Clown.png|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]] | ||
| | |Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Director's office and HONK in his face. HONK! | ||
! | !<b><font color="#FF00FF">HONK!</font></b> | ||
|- | |||
![[File:Mime.png|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]] | |||
|''*wave'' | |||
!<b><font color="#FFFFFF">...</font></b> | |||
|} | |} | ||
== Station-Bound == | == Station-Bound== | ||
{| style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ||
|Follow your laws and listen to the AI if you're shackled to one. Ignore the many amazing borg sprites and skip to cyberhounds because BARK I'M A DOG. Get inferior tools as a result. Wish that you were given hands. Flip the bird to department SOP. | |Follow your laws and listen to the AI if you're shackled to one. Ignore the many amazing borg sprites and skip to cyberhounds because BARK I'M A DOG. Get inferior tools as a result. Wish that you were given hands. Flip the bird to department SOP. | ||
!Medium to Hard | !Medium to Hard | ||
|- | |- | ||
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== Events == | ==Events== | ||
These roles only appear during events. Some of them are antagonists, some of them are just visitors. Either way they only appear during events, and you cannot play them even with a whitelist. | These roles only appear during events. Some of them are antagonists, some of them are just visitors. Either way they only appear during events, and you cannot play them even with a whitelist. | ||
{| style="background-color:silver;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:silver;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
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![[File:Generic_cultist.gif|64px|link=Cultist]]<br>[[Cultist]] | ![[File:Generic_cultist.gif|64px|link=Cultist]]<br>[[Cultist]] | ||
|Sing praises to [[Cult|Nar'sie]], the Great Geomancer. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. <s>Sometimes inside actual bowels.</s> | | Sing praises to [[Cult|Nar'sie]], the Great Geomancer. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. <s>Sometimes inside actual bowels.</s> | ||
!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
|- | |- | ||
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![[File:Cortical.gif|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]] | ![[File:Cortical.gif|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]] | ||
|Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size. | |Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:SpaceNinja.png|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ![[File:SpaceNinja.png|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ||
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These jobs either require a [[whitelist]], or only appear under special circumstances. An admin is not needed to spawn these roles. | These jobs either require a [[whitelist]], or only appear under special circumstances. An admin is not needed to spawn these roles. | ||
{| style="background-color:silver;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | {| style="background-color:silver;" width="80%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1" | ||
! style="background-color:#DAA520;" width="200" |Job | ! style="background-color:#DAA520;" width="200" | Job | ||
! style="background-color:#DAA520" |Role | ! style="background-color:#DAA520" |Role | ||
! style="background-color:#DAA520" width="100" |Difficulty | ! style="background-color:#DAA520" width="100" |Difficulty | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:CentcomOfficer.png|link=CentCom Officer|64px]]<br>[[CentCom Officer]] | ![[File:CentcomOfficer.png|link=CentCom Officer|64px]]<br>[[CentCom Officer]] | ||
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|Deal with the Red Alert. <s>Join the crew in the stomach of what caused it.</s> | |Deal with the Red Alert. <s>Join the crew in the stomach of what caused it.</s> | ||
!Medium / Hard | !Medium / Hard | ||
|- | |- | ||
![[File:Trader.png|link=Trader|64px]]<br>[[Trader]] | ![[File:Trader.png|link=Trader|64px]]<br>[[Trader]] |
Latest revision as of 18:48, 7 March 2024
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Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard NLS Southern Cross. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Some useful links:
- Character Creation
- Chain of Command
- Standard Operating Procedure
- Guides
- Job Selection and Assignment
You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.
Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new species working alongside you.
Heads of Staff
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Colony Director |
Oversee the NLS Southern Cross and its staff. Coordinate the heads of each department. Become a shining example of upholding SOP and Corporate Regulations. Use your translocator |
Very Hard |
Head of Personnel |
Be in charge of personnel and the service department. Reassign crew to jobs upon request. |
Hard |
Head of Security |
Oversee your Security Officers and uphold Corporate Regulations or die trying. Bellybrig criminals without a second thought. Wear your cool voidsuit that looks about as imposing as the rest of your edgy wardrobe. Watch your prisoners disintegrate when the supermatter delams on the floor below. Order more ridiculous equipment for your already-gigantic armory. | Soul Crushing |
Chief Engineer |
Direct your Engineers. Get cool power tools and a sleek hardsuit. Berate the engine tech for using Nitrogen. Call out the lazy Atmospheric Tech for not optimizing Atmospherics. Fix disasters once your engineers rush to the dorms immediately after everything is setup. Get yelled at by the Colony Director when nothing is fixed within two minutes of something breaking. Have the best pet on the station. | Hard |
Research Director |
Medium | |
Chief Medical Officer |
Direct your soldiers in the warzone known as the Infirmary. Fill in for positions that other doctors do not know how to do. Accidentally donate all your blood restocking the resleever. Screech when an EMT sets cryo to 0 Kelvin. Frown furiously when the chemist renames KeloDerm to "Dermotane." Completely forget about medical records. Genuinely smile when you're thanked in an otherwise thankless job. Point to the "NO SMOKING" sign. |
Unrewarding |
Law and Order
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
File:Generic security.png Security Officer |
Ask your boss what to do. Get told to patrol wherever. Frequent the bar because that's where all the filthy criminals hang out. Rush to an assault call and find out it's just two people in a scene. Listen as they berate you in LOOC. |
Hard |
Warden |
Kick back and doze off in your office. Observe |
Hard |
File:Detective.png Detective |
Swab everything. Scan everything. Analyze everything. Everything everything. Wave your gold holobadge around. Investigate a kidnapping. |
Hard |
File:Ia consultant.png Internal Affairs Agent |
Get summoned by pubbies that are accused of actual crimes more than people accused of crimes that genuinely deserve your attention. Sit in your office positioned on an eerily quiet floor. |
Medium to Hard |
Engineering
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
File:StationEngineer.png Station Engineer |
Ask the Chief Engineer if you can start the engine. Get denied. Try to keep track of all the ridiculous steps they take to optimize the setup. Consolidate the solar SMES coils. Flip tables once grubs show up thirty minutes into the shift. Try to understand the pipes in Atmos and get chased out by the baron of the land |
Medium |
File:AtmosphericTechnician.png Atmospheric Technician |
Fix pipes. Place pipes. If people are telling you that you're useless, then you probably haven't failed at your job |
Medium |
Cargo and Supply
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Quartermaster |
Pretend to be a head of staff. Listen to the Head of Personnel anyway |
Medium |
File:CargoTechnician.png Cargo Technician |
Push crates. |
Easy |
File:ShaftMiner.png Shaft Miner |
Ask for a mining mech. Get ignored and mine with your |
Easy |
Medical
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
File:MedicalDoctor.png Medical Doctor |
Hawk over suit sensors. Ask people to turn around for implants. Continue waiting until they do. Slam dunk people into the body scanner. Operate on all of a patient's limbs at the same time. Use opiates willy-nilly. Fold scan reports into paper airplanes. Ask for ridiculous custom medicine mixes. Wordlessly inject/shove pills into someone's mouth when they ask for treatment. Shake your fist at the patient's right to refuse treatment. Scene in the infirmary instead of the dorms because something is bound to happen sooner or later. | Underappreciated |
File:Paramedic.png Paramedic |
Sprint out the door at the first mention of injury. Sigh when no one tells their position and only screams for help. Toss people onto your roller bed and stabilize their critical injuries. |
Exhausting |
File:Psychologist.png Psychologist |
Genuinely listen to the crew's problems. Assist them in identifying the underlying issues and how to overcome them. Conduct different types of therapies. Get a cool, roomy office |
Mind Bending |
File:Chemist.png Chemist |
Push buttons on the chemical dispenser. Find yourself unable to recall the recipes for medicines but do them anyway because it's all muscle memory at this point. Stock the h*ck out of the fridge with medicine that most doctors will probably just overlook. Ask mining for Phoron sheets for fun slime reactions. Make pills sometimes. Act surprised when someone actually comes in with a prescription. | Monotonous |
Geneticist | Grow super monkeys. Change the colour of their tail while you were trying to find the good genes and irradiated them too much. Accidentally discover a dangerous gene |
Tiresome |
Research
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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File:Scientist.png Scientist |
Put things in an analyzer and watch numbers go up on a console. Rush research levels within minutes. Nag mining for diamonds. Make upgraded machine parts for departments. Shoot fuel rods at high velocity just because you can. Singe your eyebrows off. |
Medium |
File:Roboticist.png Roboticist |
Make robits that go beep boop. Unleash an army of cleanbots that all give up and get lost sooner or later. Accidentally turn on the farmbot's setting to harvest and stare in awe when hydroponics is filled to the brim with plants. Build cool stompy mechs. Look suspicious when you ask security for a helmet and baton to build securitrons. Repair synthetic crew on occasion. | Easy |
File:Xenobiologist.png Xenobiologist |
Breed gooey slimes. Love the slimes. Watch when one slime decides to bully another because their color is different. Teach them speech. Accidentally put an amber with other slimes and get overrun with constantly repopulating slimes. |
Medium |
Xenobotanist | Destroy your lab when you create a plant that grows plasma. Be slightly safer than the Xenobiologist. |
Medium |
Exploration
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Pathfinder | Direct your team in dangerous expeditions. Find all the guns. |
Medium |
File:Explorer.png Explorer |
Go out in search of interesting discoveries. Try to avoid having the discoveries kill you along the way. Be the embodiment of gun science. Carry weapons to defend other more squishy miners or researchers. |
Medium |
Field Medic | Follow your team around. Shoot things much like an explorer do. |
Medium |
File:Pilot.png Pilot |
Fly the team planet side or carry them around in space. Wear cool sunglasses. Find strange space anomalies. Make movie references to entertain your passengers while ferrying them around. | Medium |
Service and Civilian
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
File:Visitor.png Visitor and Intern |
Run around without a job and be lazy. |
Very Easy |
Bartender |
Mix drinks. Line the table with alcohol that will probably vaporize someone's liver. |
Easy |
Botanist |
Ask the Chef what they need for ingredients for their cooking. Don't get a reply and grow |
Easy |
File:Chef.png Chef |
Manage Botany and the Kitchen simultaneously |
Easy |
File:Chaplain.png Chaplain |
Make Pastafarianism as your religion and praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Get patrons asking if said deity has meatballs. Reply yes and get millions of fanatics |
Easy |
File:Command Secretary.png Command Secretary |
Be an assistant but with a suit, briefcase, and bridge access. Keep the Guide to Paperwork open in a window and pretend you know what you're doing. |
Easy |
File:Janitor.png Janitor |
Lead a losing battle against station filth. Regret taking the job when you come across the dorms. Never visit the top floor and allow it to get unreasonably dirty. Place signs. Point to your signs. |
Easy |
File:Librarian.png Librarian |
Keep the library shelves stocked. |
Easy |
Entrepreneur | Sell your wares on the station. Perform questionable surgeries outside of Medical. Be an influencer |
Easy |
File:Clown.png Clown |
Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Director's office and HONK in his face. HONK! | HONK! |
File:Mime.png Mime |
*wave | ... |
Station-Bound
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
AI |
Essentially be the station. Wonder if having people inside the station counts as vore on its own. Get funny laws from ion storms that will probably get you carded. Crash because of bugs and z-code. Quietly disappear when you realize this is a boring job to play for five and a half hours. | Extremely Hard |
Cyborg |
Follow your laws and listen to the AI if you're shackled to one. Ignore the many amazing borg sprites and skip to cyberhounds because BARK I'M A DOG. Get inferior tools as a result. Wish that you were given hands. Flip the bird to department SOP. | Medium to Hard |
File:Maintenance Drone.png Maintenance Drone |
Become what is essentially a robomouse. Silently fix issues around the station before the engineers can. Laugh at them in robotic speech they can't understand, otherwise just ignore anything that isn't a station issue or fellow maint drone. | Medium to Hard |
File:PAI.png Personal AI |
Be a pocket companion. Download |
Very Easy |
File:Ghost.png Ghost |
Fly around and scope out intense ERP scenes. Frequent the round as a ghost whenever you can't decide what loadout options look best on your character. Have a short respawn timer. Realize that Runtime is your only bridge between the supernatural world and the realm of the living. Complain. | None |
File:MiceBrown.png Mouse |
Pretend to be a regular mouse. Infiltrate areas that you should never be in. Hide under tables and anger the chef. Be the biggest turnip ever and try to get eaten. Get stomped instead and complain in deadchat. | Very Easy to Medium |
Events
These roles only appear during events. Some of them are antagonists, some of them are just visitors. Either way they only appear during events, and you cannot play them even with a whitelist.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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File:Generic nukesyndie.png Mercenary |
Get paid to look after the interests of your wealthy employer. Mostly look after yourself. | Very Hard |
File:Generic cultist.gif Cultist |
Sing praises to Nar'sie, the Great Geomancer. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. |
Very Hard |
File:Pirate.png Pirate |
Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew |
Very Hard |
File:ChangelingLarge.gif Changeling |
Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face. | Hard |
File:AlienLarge.png Xenomorph |
Grow. Eat. Spread. Repopulate. |
Hard |
File:Technomancer.png Technomancer |
Sort of like a Space Wizard you may have seen in the movies, only REAL. PROBABLY. | Hard |
File:Cortical.gif Cortical Borer |
Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size. | Hard |
File:SpaceNinja.png Space Ninja |
Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. Or make them vanish. |
Medium / Hard |
Special
These jobs either require a whitelist, or only appear under special circumstances. An admin is not needed to spawn these roles.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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File:CentcomOfficer.png CentCom Officer |
Act on behalf of CentCom. Avoid interfering unless absolutely necessary. Seriously, let them handle their own god damn problems and just fire whoever's responsible if they survive the disaster they caused. |
Very Easy / Endless Suffering |
Emergency Response Team |
Deal with the Red Alert. |
Medium / Hard |
File:Trader.png Trader |
Sell copious amounts of dangerous contraband to the crew. Laugh in Security's face as they legally can't stop you. Laugh at people who step off your ship and immediately get arrested for bringing contraband aboard the station. Laugh as the crew has a mass shooting with all the guns you just sold them. Laugh all the way to the bank. |
Easy / Medium |
File:Courier.png Courier |
Deliver and retrieve contraband on behalf of NanoTrasen or other companies. Have legal permission to handle dangerous contraband. Abuse said permission maliciously. Scare Security who don't know you're not an antag. | Easy / Hard |
Asset Protection |
Get overpowered weapons and armor, then murder the ever-living fuck out of whatever CentCom told you to; usually attempted mutinies. Cause a lot of collateral damage in the process. Be an asshole to the crew for making you come here. |
Robust |
File:Shadekin.png Shadekin |
Be soft and fuzzy and strange. | ??? |